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Saturday, June 16, 2012


Sexy legs, long well shaped legs? Marisa Miller in my opinion has a sexy pair of legs. Here she is, flaunting her assets. Again, high heels are responsible for adding loads of sex appeal.

How would you feel if this had to happen to you?

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on thedoor. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
He slams the door and returns to bed.

'Who was that?' asked his wife.

'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.

'Did you help him?' she asks.

'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'

'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'

'Yes,' comes back the answer.

'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband (soaking wet)

'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.

'Where are you?' asks the husband..

'Over here on the swing!' replied the drunk.

Now I think I will kill him.

Enjoy your Sunday!

Friday, June 8, 2012


I do apologize for not posting as often as I should, but time has become a real problem these days, so I am going to change my Modus Operandi.
I am going to, when ever I can, post a few pics of sexy legs, and maybe a joke to go with it. Short and sweet, the joke and the post I mean. The legs of course will not be short, they will be hot and sexy.

Fergie might not be the most beautiful girl, but she has got super hot, sexy legs.

I was in Browns Bay North Shore (in Auckland) and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
“I miss South Africa ”.
So I broke the window and stole the radio and left a note that read,
“I hope you feel better now”.

Simply love Megan Fox, and her legs are super sexy.

A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...

Enjoy your weekend.