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Monday, February 6, 2012


I was criticized when I put this on my facebook, someone said I was living in the past, or something to that effect.

Well, I thought it was quite funny, as I actually do live in the past when it comes to morals and good manners, and respect for older people and ladies.

Read it and enjoy.

The rules are if you plan on taking my daughter anywhere... Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after. You make her cry, I make you cry. Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health. Bring her home late, there's no next date. If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be dropping off a package because you're sure as hell not picking anything up. No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil. If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun. Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.

Let me know what you think of that. I quite agree with it.

Take care.


Style Porn said...

Ha! Depends on how old your daughter is! If she's 12 or 13, I'd say this sounds just about right. 17 or 18? Maybe a little too far. Remember, she'll find a way to do what she wants to do, whether you know about it or not ;)

My Journey With Candida said...

I am from the old school, so I agree with this. The thing is..... I hope you can inforce it, kids today have a mind of their own and don't listen worth a darn.

The Evil Shoe Fairy said...

My father said something a bit shorter (but equally funny) when I was 16, "Just tell them that your father has a shotgun and one good eye and that's all he needs."

FashionJazz said...

I love this and I agree :)

Happy Wednesday xx

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Dena said...

Love this haha :) my dad was a bit like this when I was a teenager.


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Joelyne TheSydneyGirl said...

I agree with the first comment! :)

Hope you're well!

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kirafashion said...

My dear Colin,

be a parent must not be easy... but I'm so sure you love your children and make everything for them to fell safe and loved... if all children in the world had a dad like you...

love, always,


Bill said...

I totally agree with you Collin. If they dont respect your wishes and your morals then they dont need to be around. Great post my friend. BTW i have two step daughter 16 & 18 so i can relate.

Anonymous said...

Sooo not old fashioned! This is the way it is in my house: if you're not ready for a full time commitment which could possibly lead to marriage then you don't need to date. Young girls (women) can be very vulnerable and you may not realize that a few dates mean more to her than you. So because of this, my daughter only had one boyfriend before she met her husband. My 20 year old son only had one girlfriend, it didn't work out so he's waiting for "the one" and my 16 year old is not ready to make that type of commitment.

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I love your attitude & your so on Target. If you don't look after her who will. We value what is most dear to us.keep thinking the way you do.

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